On commitment: "A commitment problem? Of course I do! I'm a man. Jesus Christ. Of course I got a commitment problem! Any man that tells you he doesn't have a commitment problem, he's lying. The way I see it, you stay uncommitted and you die an old, lonely m.f. Or you stay committed and you die a miserable m.f."
On what he looks for in a woman: "A woman's posterior is the key to my heart," he says, in his honey-dipped voice. "I know it sounds weird, but I come from Texas. And when I used to play hide-and-go-seek, the girl that I would find, she was a little more round. And I got a pulse from just finding that girl. And I thirst for that still. I like big-boned women. I like curves. I like to feel them. That's what drives me. That southern build. That's the realness."
On the stolen sex photos: "Somebody broke into the crawl space in my house in Vegas and found some pictures. Here's what you can tell everybody: There's no farm animals involved. There's no men involved. And to be honest with you? They're nice."
On whether he has written his Oscar acceptance speech yet: "I wrote it when I was 3."
On his relationship with his biological father: "It's like this," says Jamie. "He feels that if I'm not Muslim, then I can't be his son."
On being a parent to 11-year-old daughter (and Oscar date), Corinne: "People ask me, would I give up everything to have a relationship with my biological mother and father? And the answer is no. Because as a parent now, I understand that it's really on you. If you want to make your relationship with your kids something great, you can do it. But would I trade everything I have now for the relationship with my daughter? The answer is yes."
On keeping it real in Hollywood: "I'm not even worried," he says. "Because I'm a southern gentleman. You don't know the creeeeed of the southern gentleman? A southern gentleman takes the good, bad, ugly, all of it, but he remains a gentleman. That's what I was taught; that's how I was brought up."
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