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Moderator: Can you talk about the contributions of your producer, Azamat?
Borat: “I would like to pay tribute to my producer Azamat who is fat. He is the most experience person in Kazakh film industry and in the past 20 years he has personally watched over 17 movies. He do a superb job producing my moviefilm, which has already been released in Kazakhstan and was a huge blockbuster. It took the top spot from the Hollywood movie King Kong, which had been number one film in my country ever since it was released in 1932. Azamat is currently producer of children’s game show Gypsy Bingo where we put numbers on the backs of 20 gypsies. The contestants have to guess which number will manage to reach other side of minefield before…”
Moderator: What do you think about the ad placed in the New York Times by the Kazakh government?
Borat: “This claims that Kazakhstan is tolerant of religions, treat women equally are all disgusting fabrications perpetrated by the a**holes Uzbekistan. Who as we have said, I’ve said before are very nosey people with a bone in the middle in their brain. If there is one more item of Uzbeki propaganda claiming we in Kazakhstan do not drink fermented horse urine, give the death penalty for cleaning anus with flag or export over 300 tons of human pubis every year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapult.”
Moderator: This question comes up at a lot of junkets. What are your plans for the DVD?
Borat: “The anti-communist organization Fox will be release a DVD in a spring. We in Kazakhstan will be releasing our own pirate version one month earlier. It will have everything the Fox one has and some special extras including Superman Returns and DaVinci Code.”
Moderator: Why is your government so angry with Sacha Baron Cohen and have you ever met Mr. Baron Cohen?
Borat: “I have said before, I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and I fully support my government’s decision to sue this Jew.”
Moderator: Ladies and gentleman, the fishbowl is empty which I think means the press conference is over.
Borat: “Thank you very much people of U, S and A. Very nice be here and meet you. A very honored for me and my friend Azamat to be here and to be welcomed by you. I hope later after junket you can come back my hotel room and we can wrestle totally nude and drink and shoot dogs from the windows. I like you!”
